i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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