I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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