doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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