Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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