Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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