At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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