You really coming over, don't trick.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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