All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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