I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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