In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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