I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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