the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize
