Got a toothbrush?
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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