Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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