so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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