Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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