She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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