oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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