so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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