out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
The Olympian is in my bed
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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