HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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