After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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