found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
