i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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