Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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