idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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