You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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