Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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