But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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