just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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