it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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