I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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