chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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