I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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