I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Randomize
