After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
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