You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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