And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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