Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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