I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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