Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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