The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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