So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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