saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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