he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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