The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Randomize
