i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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