We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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