i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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