similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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