you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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